23 Reasons to see or not to see Mad Heidi
High in the Swiss Alps, an evil has befallen the land where Heidi lives. A fascist cheese dictator has taken over the country, making his brand of cheese the only legal cheese. But when the love of Heidi's life (the handsome cheese smuggler Goat Peter) is executed in bloody fashion, Heidi is captured and taken to prison where she will be programmed to be the cheese dictator's servant. Except fuck all that, because the rest is a silly mess of half-assed martial arts, cheese puns, cheese zombies, and bloody death. If you liked Black Dynamite, this ain't it, but it has the same spirit and lust for preposterous torture and violence. I don't know who to recommend this movie to, but if you got that Black Dynamite reference see if you can find it.
Mad Heidi contains the following:
Cheese protest massacre, cheese to face
Nudity, posterior and boobs
Pimp like behavior from a cheese smuggler
Many references and misinformation to and about lactose intolerance
Extreme Casper Van Dien
Language, including fuck and some other shit
Cheese waterboarding (fondue-boarding)
Racist drawings
Head explosions by bullet and arrow
Grandpa explosion
Prison shower scene
Prison bullying and wrestling
Suggested anal bratwurst play
Solitary confinement
Cheese zombie violence
Use of drugs, including green fairy nuns
Weapons training and gathering mob montage
Inappropriate use of office supplies
Death by accordion
Improper use of French people
Improper mounting of a flag
Return of the dead grandpa
Proper use of a mini-gun
