Review: Black Swan (2010) proves that ballet is brutal as hell on your feet
The ballet ain't never been more crazy. But as long as you're talented, it's a thell of a good time.
Read MoreReview: Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things sets up more than it can chew
Ned's bumbles, Jon meets Sam, Dany beats some asshole, and Catelyn and Tyrion meet up!
Read MoreReview: Adaptation (2002) is a review about a writer trying to think about writing a review to a movie adapting
RIP Jerry, Johnny, and Francis.
Read MoreReview: Ritual (2017) is what happens when you tell Nordic people about the Blair Witch
Walking in the woods has never been so no. But yes, see it.
Read MoreReview: Lost Boy by Christina Henry creates the evil Peter Pan that's not in the White House
When you want to retell a classic story, make the villain the good guy and prove the hero was always a jerk.
Read MoreReview: Black Panther (2018) is a standard Marvel movie that's filled with message
Because Marvel! But it's also a super good movie with a complex bit of messages that snore Shit blows up real good.
Read MoreReview: Altered Carbon by Richard K. Morgan and why you should just watch the Netflix show unless you have a paper route
When you can live forever by switching bodies, just sex and kill everything as much as you can. I think that's the point.
Read MoreReview: Miller's Crossing (1990) somehow holds up despite being made by directors with a great track record
I don't have a lot to say when they're this good.
Read MoreReview: Even This I Get to Experience by Norman Lear is a memoir of an old white guy who did some shit
A terrific memoir that tells the story of the last ninety years through one man's eye.
Read MoreReview: The Godfather by Mario Puzo is classic family fun
The American Dream as interpretted by the guy with the gun.
Read MoreReview: 'Lord Snow' Game of Thrones 1x03
The world is rotten but at least Ned's off that damn horse, right?
Read MoreReview: Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014) felt like watching a dying wish of the 70s
When life gives you lemons, refinance your Malibu house.
Read MoreReview: 'Kingsroad,' Game of Thrones 1x02
It's all about truth as people head north, head south, head to bed, and are not supposed to be there.
Read MoreReview: Lolita (1962) made me feel creepy AF
Just, man, I don't know. It's the wrong kind of sex comedy.
Read MoreReview: End of the Tour (2015) made me sigh
It could have been pretentious but then it got human.
Read MoreReview: Crazy Heart (2009) makes me wanna hug a bottle of Jack Daniels
Make you want to have a drink and then not have that drink again
Read MoreReview: Hail, Caesar! (2016) proves not every story has to be a hit
The movie business had a lot of shit going on
Read MoreReview: My Secret Valentine (2018) proves that you can have a romance movie without a story
Chalkboard magic gets two people together as well as the sale of a winery and... yeah, it's Hallmark
Read MoreReview: Den of Thieves (2018) is the best movie with super loud gunfire so far this year. So far.
When you need to show some action, do it with lots of running around guns and stuff.
Read MoreReview: Tootsie (1982) was ahead of its time a long time ago
Dustin Hoffman stars as Dustin Hoffman and Hoffy Dustman in this comedy?
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