16 Reasons People Might Not Like Emily (2022)

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When high school English teachers tell you to read Wuthering Heights, they talk about romance and gothic and love and leave out the horror that love can bring. Passion leading to pain and obsession, joy rotting on the vine and lonely tears dripping like rain on the English countryside. The life of Emily Bronte, surviving middle child of the Bronte conglomerate, was a sad affair of dark, strange obsession and claustrophobic crowds that forced her to find her own way in the expression of ideas and dreams. Crushing, dark dreams where love finds no purchase as it falls down a dark hole of empty two dimensional broken suffering… Anyway, it's a really good movie. Here's some shit people might not like about it:

  1. Overly critiquing sister's writing

  2. Playing with a freaky ghost mask

  3. Questioning god in French

  4. Smoking tobacco

  5. Writing on your arm

  6. Drug use and making it look cool as shit

  7. Lying and going to church

  8. Peeping Tomism between siblings

  9. Adultery and necking during music

  10. Sex before marriage

  11. Nudity, one boob

  12. Family abuse through neglect and stuff

  13. Mention of Byron

  14. Excellent use of finishing a novel

  15. Gratuitous tree shots

  16. Burning of poetry without hot dogs to roast