13 Notes About Dumbo (1941) That Will Not Make Me Cry
Disney's Dumbo's got big ears and big problems that he overcomes with booze and false hope
Read More11 Notes about Reluctant Dragon (1941)
A studio tour goes horribly wrong and exposes the weird goings on behind the scenes of the Disney animation… plus there's some cartoons.
Read More18 Notes about Fantasia (1940) from a Tired Librarian
Fantasia weaves a wonderful dream that might just put you to sleep.
Read More21 Notes about Pinocchio (1940)
We dig into the 80 year old Pinocchio and ask if Geppetto is a bad dad, how the world works, and if the Blue Fairy can get it.
Read MoreSnow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937) is a dying dream
Snow White was killed by the Huntsman and the rest of the movie is a dying dream of hers.
Read MoreExtraction (2020) proves the rule that stunt people know how to do stunts.
Double tap and run run run to see this one.
Read MoreBlood Hunters: Rise of the Hybrids (2019) has some pretty asskicking moments
Sometimes you need a nap before you fight not-vampires.
Read MoreThe library asks that you not come any closer lest we close this mother down.
Library’s closed. Fuck off.
Read More7 Books You Can Lie About Reading During Quarantine
Here's seven books that nobody else read so you can say you read them during quarantine.
Read MoreThe Lodge (2019) takes its time to bother the hell out of you
The slow burn is real.
Read MoreThe Invisible Man (2020) proves that horror can touch real problems in crazy ways
Cecilia escapes her evil ex and finds he might still be around in this new take on an old story.
Read MoreThe Farewell (2019) will make you cry in a good way
If you don't cry, you're so dead inside that I'm sending you a possum crawl up your ass and become your soul.
Read MoreFantasy Island (2020) has fun lost behind a dreadful presentation
A reboot of a television series, Fantasy Island comes with a great wrapping but the present is a bad dream.
Read MoreSonic the Hedgehog (2020) is better than anyone thought
A surprisingly average kids movie with some solid acting and delightful action.
Read MoreYou'll enjoy Gretel & Hansel (2020) if you can stay awake.
The equivalent of a beautiful museum you would like to take a nap in.
Read MoreThe Gentlemen (2019) crimes crime in a great British way
The Gentlemen is an on point hilarious crime film worth a view.
Read More1917 (2019) follows two guys run through World War I to learn that it's all about the friends who die along the way.
A beautifully shot epic of a war not often covered, 1917 still fails to tell an overly compelling story.
Read MoreParasite (2019) is still making me think.
If you're going to trick your way into a rich household, do it with style and beware about what secrets they may be hiding.
Read MoreBirds of Prey (2020) and the damn good movie mostly about Harley Quinn
Despite some structural problems, Birds of Prey flies by with a wild fever of acting, directing, and unrivaled energy.
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